The Whooshie Fairy

Among us low carbers, there is this mythical creature called The Whooshie Fairy. There are variations on what we call The Whooshie Fairy including Whooshie Goddess, Whoosh Gods, Woosh Fairy, etc. No matter what we call he/she/it, the Whooshie Fairy has 1 purpose: to travel around the world delivering frustrated LC'ers a much needed weight loss push. The person who has the Whooshie Fairy visiting them often does not want to let he/she/it go, but the Whooshie Fairy cannot be hogged or taken for granted, as he/she/it must continue the mission of bringing slow-losing or stalled LC'ers a push to keep on keepin' on. The Whooshie Fairy has a few helpers that he/she/it uses in conjunction with when about to deliver the whoosh. These include meat, eggs, and water. Without these helpers, the Whooshie Fairy wouldn't be very successful in completing it's mission. I would like to send a shout out to the Whooshie fairy, who visited me this week to lessen my airplane anxiety. Much props to you, meat, eggs, and water. You guys do a great job. While I would like to hog you, I know that it won't do me any good. So go on Whooshie Fairy & Co. and continue spreading joy to other LC'ers who need your help!