Venti black eye with heavy whipping cream

Despite sleeping in way too late today (I got probably 10 hours of sleep last night), I went to run errands and after an hour or so finally made it to the oh-so-anticipated Starbucks. Being too lazy to go inside, I went to the drive-thru, and proceeded to order...

"A black eye heavy cream with venti" Whoops. So I try to correct myself:
"A heavy whipping cream black eye with venti" Shit, that's not right either. Maybe this will work:
"Caffeine, lots of it, with heavy whipping cream"

The dear Starbucks man chuckled and said "That will be $3.13."

I drove off with the right order, but not my pride! Oy!